‘Cheesy’ Or ‘Hilarious’ – Pick Up Lines.

These popular pick up lines are hilarious. We laughed hard as we narrowed the list. Admit it…they are cheesy, imaginative and hilarious.

Ladies – Alert!
These shouldn’t obscure your realities however, if ‘you’ find yourself floating away, you need help (lol) …real ones. These are some of the popular pick up lines culled from numerous sources (Anon).

#1: If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

#2: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

#3: You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

#4: You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

#5: Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

#6: I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

#7: There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

#8: Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

#9: If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

#10: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

#11: If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!

#12: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

#13: Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

#14: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

#15: I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

#16: Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Remember Relationships Do Matter.