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Marriage Jokes. (Smile, it’s only a Joke).

Thank God it’s Friday! Here are the jokes (anon), I shared at the last wedding ceremony I officiated on August 9th, 2013. Hope these jokes bring smiles to your lovely faces? Share with others as well and bring a smile to their faces. Laughter is good medicine. Make today your best day yet. It’s your choice.

#1: WEDDING DRESS
A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white? "Because they’re happy," the mom replied.
Halfway through the wedding, the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they’re happy, then why do grooms wear black?"

#2: Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

#3: A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it."

#4: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

– Anon