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Summer Time & Pick Up Lines…

Relationships Do Matter.
It’s Summer time and all the work put into crafting lines will be in full ‘application’ mode. Here are some of the Christian themed pick up lines, would any of it work on you? Be Honest and say which one?

  1. For you I would slay two Goliaths
  2. You float my ark.
  3. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.
  4. The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; how about dinner?
  5. I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I’m being lead to Bethlehem.
  6. My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits
  7. Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing
  8. I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation
  9. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead
  10. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
  11. Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
  12. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
  13. I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31 kinda woman…
  14. When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
  15. You make me want to be a better Christian.
  16. Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
  17. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

Culled from PickUpLinesGalore

  • “So I was reading the book of Numbers, …and I realized, I don’t have yours.”

    • KO- Nice one…

    • Biso

      haha this made me LOL

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  • Opeyemi Ogundairo

    Oh my goodness, I can’t stop laughing. I like 2 and 11; they are too funny. None of these would have gotten me really. They are too cheesy. I can’t stop laughing. Hilarious!!!